What idiot is so stupid that he would drag his kids into this waterway and complain about finding a car battery? Was his next move to catch a survival fish and eat it sushi style? (c/o The Big Ogle and K4 with Mike "The Tornado DriveTime Planner" Morgan.) Geez. Louise. And people will actually buy into that crapola.

Sorry . . . I'm not a big fan of M&M Batteries, still . . . WTF? (slow newz day? no tornadoes for Mike to "Hyperize" over?