View Full Version : More than you ever wanted to know about GW Zoo and Joe Exotic....



BBatesokc
02-09-2015, 11:21 AM
The Tiger King Untamed (http://thislandpress.com/07/02/2014/the-tiger-king-untamed/?read=complete)

Bullbear
02-09-2015, 04:10 PM
I couldn't make it through the entire article..

BBatesokc
02-09-2015, 05:53 PM
I couldn't make it through the entire article..

I gotta say, I've never been to a Zoo gift shop and seen men's thong underwear for sale.

I'm afraid to ask what the 'petting zoo' features.......

TheTravellers
02-10-2015, 12:38 PM
I couldn't make it through the entire article..

I did, it was quite odd... Admire his intentions, but reading about how they can't live up to those intentions/expectations (way too many abused/dead animal anecdotes) makes me kind of wish his "zoo" was closed down and the animals moved to some place better, but I'm not sure if that's possible.

turnpup
02-10-2015, 12:40 PM
I gotta say, I've never been to a Zoo gift shop and seen men's thong underwear for sale.

I'm afraid to ask what the 'petting zoo' features.......

hahahahahahahaha!!!!! And ick.

kevinpate
02-10-2015, 12:55 PM
I gotta say, I've never been to a Zoo gift shop and seen men's thong underwear for sale.

I'm afraid to ask what the 'petting zoo' features.......

Everybody listen up! We have to put a barrier between us and the snakes!
-- Exotic Marketing 101, by Neville Flynn


(apologies to the snakes on a plane writers)

turnpup
02-10-2015, 01:04 PM
Do you men really think women are turned on by thong underwear on a guy? Or a Speedo? Just curious...

Stickman
02-10-2015, 02:19 PM
Do you men really think women are turned on by thong underwear on a guy? Or a Speedo? Just curious...

In my case, neither. Twenty years ago I could get away with it.

Tritone
02-11-2015, 09:08 PM
Not sure I could get away with it 20 years ago, or even 30. I know it's out of the question now!

trousers
02-13-2015, 01:43 AM
Do you men really think women are turned on by thong underwear on a guy? Or a Speedo? Just curious...
My whole life has been a lie if the ladies aren't a fan of the banana hammock.

soonerstan56
04-04-2015, 01:15 PM
Do you men really think women are turned on by thong underwear on a guy? Or a Speedo? Just curious...

I'm guessing women may not be who he's trying to impress.More along the lines of Sigfried(sp) and Roy.

Stan

RadicalModerate
04-05-2015, 10:35 PM
I read in the paper--several days ago, between the crossword, the Sudoku and the cryptoquote--that some captive reptiles got boiled down there on account of Animal Rights Activists Gone Wild. I'm glad I got the REST of the story here on OKC Talk.

kevinpate
04-06-2015, 07:19 AM
most men need a speedo or thong like a pet goldfish needs a tiny little water bottle.

Bullbear
04-06-2015, 10:28 AM
I'm guessing women may not be who he's trying to impress.More along the lines of Sigfried(sp) and Roy.

Stan

You are correct.. but I still think the comment is valid.. because I don't find it attractive either..lol

RadicalModerate
04-06-2015, 11:16 AM
most men need a speedo or thong like a pet goldfish needs a tiny little water bottle.

the "like" function seems to have been misplaced so please allow me a moment to share an lol.

RadicalModerate
04-06-2015, 11:17 AM
You are correct.. but I still think the comment is valid.. because I don't find it attractive either..lol

not that there's anything "wrong" with that . . .

RadicalModerate
04-09-2015, 11:14 PM
The Tiger King Untamed (http://thislandpress.com/07/02/2014/the-tiger-king-untamed/?read=complete)

Thanks, Brian, for providing an opportunity to share the fact that the more things change, the more they remain the strange . . .
76KxxoAYXvI

Mel
04-09-2015, 11:42 PM
I clicked off as soon as I saw that opening picture.

RadicalModerate
04-10-2015, 12:24 AM
I clicked off as soon as I saw that opening picture.

Good for you, and Me Too. (yet . . . I provided the so-called "Missing Link") =)
(video-wise . . . for entertainment porpoises")

Uh . . . Which [that] "opening picture" is it to which we are referring . .?

Urbanized
04-10-2015, 07:16 AM
http://thislandpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/joeE-e1404253054807.png

BTW, that's one of the more tame (no pun intended) photos you'll ever see of the guy.

Bullbear
04-10-2015, 11:26 AM
Sooo Shiney!..mercy

Mel
04-10-2015, 01:08 PM
http://thislandpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/joeE-e1404253054807.png

BTW, that's one of the more tame (no pun intended) photos you'll ever see of the guy.


Gaagh! That one. The Tiger is beautiful, I really like the big cats. The wingnut on the right is what scared me away.

RadicalModerate
04-10-2015, 01:19 PM
Oh . . . OK . . . I can see clearly now. Gracias, amigos . . . El Hombe con el gato grande es loco. And (y), in all honesty (de veras), isn't this entire topic a bit queer (in the Lewis Carroll sense of the term)? (not that there's anything "wrong" with that) =)

Mel
04-10-2015, 01:25 PM
Somebody peaked in the disco era and it wasn't the cat.

RadicalModerate
04-10-2015, 01:28 PM
Mel: I would've lol'ed . . . yet we apparently just crossed posted.

Urbanized
04-10-2015, 03:31 PM
That photo is one of the more tame ones online of the guy, I'm just saying. Check out the not-really-safe-for-work-or-anywhere-else post about him on The Lost Ogle a while back (http://www.thelostogle.com/2013/10/09/meet-joe-exotic-hes-the-owner-of-gw-exotic-animal-park-and-the-biker-fox-of-southern-oklahoma/). I won't post pics here, but just do a Google Image Search for "Joe Exotic." Sorry in advance.

RadicalModerate
04-10-2015, 05:25 PM
Has Ron Burgundy been informed of these latest developments? And, if not, why not?
Proper coverage of all this could put Oklahoma on The Map!

kevinpate
04-10-2015, 09:52 PM
Look in the eyes of that Tiger. You can almost hear him thinking ... Daaaaaannng, where is Sarah McLachlan when she's really needed.

turnpup
04-11-2015, 12:25 PM
That photo is one of the more tame ones online of the guy, I'm just saying. Check out the not-really-safe-for-work-or-anywhere-else post about him on The Lost Ogle a while back (http://www.thelostogle.com/2013/10/09/meet-joe-exotic-hes-the-owner-of-gw-exotic-animal-park-and-the-biker-fox-of-southern-oklahoma/). I won't post pics here, but just do a Google Image Search for "Joe Exotic." Sorry in advance.

Why oh why did you provide that link? Why oh why did I click on it? I don't think I can ever be the same again. Can somebody please turn back time???

Mel
04-11-2015, 03:30 PM
Why oh why did you provide that link? Why oh why did I click on it? I don't think I can ever be the same again. Can somebody please turn back time???

I always keep a bottle of eye bleach and a neurolyser by the computer for link trauma.

turnpup
04-11-2015, 04:43 PM
Mel wins word/phrase of the day:

LINK TRAUMA

Love it!!!