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Plutonic Panda 06-12-2014, 02:30 AM http://h6img.com/g/12/red-neck-repairs-and-solutions-1.jpg
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Larry OKC 06-17-2014, 03:51 PM Thanks for the smile
That was some funny stuff. Can't say that I have not seen stuff like that though.
Plutonic Panda 06-17-2014, 04:09 PM No problem! I have more pictures of some crazy "repairs", but they are on email. I'll have to save the picture and upload them to Flickr
All I have to do is drive around and see it. Oklahoma has to be a big consumer of duct tape. After a bad storm it is ok of course.
Dennis Heaton 06-17-2014, 04:58 PM 8204
PennyQuilts 06-17-2014, 04:59 PM Ingenuity!
Dennis Heaton 06-17-2014, 05:02 PM 8205
kevinpate 06-17-2014, 05:13 PM If you can read a you might be a redneck list and the names of one or more friends pop into
your noggin for each item ... there ain't no might abouts it. Yer a redneck.
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Dennis Heaton 06-17-2014, 06:30 PM Ingenuity!
LOL! That ain't no redneck word!
Dustin 06-17-2014, 08:07 PM That's not redneck, that's ghetto!
Dennis Heaton 06-18-2014, 12:24 PM "You might be a Redneck IF your child's first words were, "Attention K-Mart shoppers."
You Might Be A Redneck (http://www.countryhumor.com/redneck/mightbe.htm)
Just the facts 06-18-2014, 01:18 PM You might be a redneck if calling your wife at work costs $2.99/minute.
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Dennis Heaton 06-18-2014, 01:36 PM 8216
RadicalModerate 06-18-2014, 02:17 PM Redneck Stage Center
(formerly known as The Mummers . . . and The Pappers)
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Just the facts 06-18-2014, 02:22 PM ^That was for when Mummers took their productions on the road.
Dennis Heaton 06-18-2014, 03:45 PM Holy Crap!! Or as a Redneck would say...Holy Crap!
bchris02 06-18-2014, 05:37 PM If you propose to your girlfriend at the Olive Garden because you think it's a fancy restaurant.
Yes, I have known that to happen many times.
Dennis Heaton 06-18-2014, 05:53 PM If you walk with your kids to school because you are in the same grade...
Just the facts 06-19-2014, 08:33 AM Q: Where was the toothbrush invented?
A: Arkansas, because if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.
You might be a redneck if your town has Guber instead of Uber. (I made that joke up the other night).
dcsooner 06-19-2014, 08:57 AM You live in Oklahoma
RadicalModerate 06-19-2014, 09:00 AM Guber and Uber . . . heh, heh, heh. (still chuckling). =)
kevinpate 06-19-2014, 09:03 AM And, if you spell Goober as Guber, you might be an urbanist, or perhaps a uberist. :)
RadicalModerate 06-19-2014, 09:11 AM Is the leader of a German Redneck Clan called a GuberUberFuehrer?
Just the facts 06-19-2014, 09:12 AM And, if you spell Goober as Guber, you might be an urbanist, or perhaps a uberist. :)
I actually looked up the proper spelling and found that Goober is a person's name or term of endearment and Guber is a dumb-***. I went for the word play and dumb-***. :)
RadicalModerate 06-19-2014, 09:15 AM You may be a redneck if you know that goober is another word for peanut.
You are a redneck if you only know the word goober for those things you drop in your RC Cola to add some crunch.
OKCDrummer77 06-19-2014, 09:58 AM You may be a redneck if you know that goober is another word for peanut.
You are a redneck if you only know the word goober for those things you drop in your RC Cola to add some crunch.
That might explain the "Goober Grape" product (peanut butter and jelly in the same jar).
RadicalModerate 06-19-2014, 10:53 AM That might explain the "Goober Grape" product (peanut butter and jelly in the same jar).
The OTHER "Goober Grape" . . . 7 out of 10 Redneck Goobers recommend it.
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Put a straw hat and some overalls on this guy and he could have done a TV spot for Goober Grape.
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Plutonic Panda 06-20-2014, 01:55 PM You live in Oklahoma
Oh yessir..... There might be a slight color alteration on the back of my neck... That when viewed with a microscope, might be a little "red".... Some might like it and some might hate it.. Welcome to the f**kin show! as a wise man once said.
I agree with you though. Down here where the wind comes sweeping down the plain, there are no shortages of rednecks. YEEEHAAAAAW
Dennis Heaton 06-20-2014, 02:11 PM 8248
Dennis Heaton 06-20-2014, 02:15 PM If your kitchen floor looks like this...
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You might be a redneck.
If you call your A-shirt a "wife-beater". I really do not like that nick name, and I have watched "Cops" for decades.
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