Here you go, this made me think of you, Panda.

The Older Ladies Anthem... I LOVE This! (http://www.sunnyskyz.com/happy-videos/736/The-Older-Ladies-Anthem-I-LOVE-This-#3rKtt0vCXoGVPi4A.01)haha that was pretty funny. :))

don't encourage him penny. You might find him on your front porch one day!! :-d;p

I'll fight him off with my cane!! Maybe.lol

Someone needs to drag Plutonic Panda back in here so he can get us up to date on his "project."

8275Tried to sneak into the Friends bar with a friend and they told meh come back in November. :/

The "project" should have an update in November haha :)

Man.. I got a fake id... But the guy remembered me when I tried to go back there. Damn, shouldn't have told the guy I graduate on November.... And let me tell you something there were cougars in there alright. Okcisok4okcme is OK for me was not kidding around thanks fornthrbsguhesyion to. The guy though it was funny and told me to come back on November and he'll give me the scoop whenever that means.

Wtf...huh?

Wtf...huh?

Apparently, he was cougar hunting but his "license to kill" was out of date and his plans were interrupted by a game warden at one of the local watering holes. You know what they say about "the best laid plans . . ."

Oh! In case you don't know . . . =)

To a Mouse
By Robert Burns
On Turning up in Her Nest with the Plough, November, 1785

Wee, sleeket, cowran, tim’rous beastie,
O, what a panic’s in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi’ bickerin brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an’ chase thee
Wi’ murd’ring pattle!

I’m truly sorry Man’s dominion
Has broken Nature’s social union,
An’ justifies that ill opinion,
Which makes thee startle,
At me, thy poor, earth-born companion,
An’ fellow-mortal!

I doubt na, whyles, but thou may thieve;
What then? poor beastie, thou maun live!
A daimen-icker in a thrave
’S a sma’ request:
I’ll get a blessin wi’ the lave,
An’ never miss ’t!

Thy wee-bit housie, too, in ruin!
It’s silly wa’s the win’s are strewin!
An’ naething, now, to big a new ane,
O’ foggage green!
An’ bleak December’s winds ensuin,
Baith snell an’ keen!

Thou saw the fields laid bare an’ waste,
An’ weary Winter comin fast,
An’ cozie here, beneath the blast,
Thou thought to dwell,
Till crash! the cruel coulter past
Out thro’ thy cell.

That wee-bit heap o’ leaves an’ stibble
Has cost thee monie a weary nibble!
Now thou’s turn’d out, for a’ thy trouble,
But house or hald,
To thole the Winter’s sleety dribble,
An’ cranreuch cauld!

But Mousie, thou art no thy-lane,
In proving foresight may be vain:
The best laid schemes o’ Mice an’ Men
Gang aft agley,
An’ lea’e us nought but grief an’ pain,
For promis’d joy!

Still, thou art blest, compar’d wi’ me!
The present only toucheth thee:
But Och! I backward cast my e’e,
On prospects drear!
An’ forward tho’ I canna see,
I guess an’ fear!

In addition to "the best laid plans" I suppose it could also refer to "the best planned lays" . . ? =)

I've been meaning to suggest West Elm in this thread. Hot mom central. Just stay away from the ones with big rocks on their fingers...which is most of them. OK, nevermind...

This one worked pretty good, on the north side of Boulder, CO--back when I, too, was drinkin' on a fake ID.
I'm not sure how it would play today. On account of there aren't too many jukeboxes left.
Plus, I could play guitar and sing. =)

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Maybe Friends and Cousins could make a deal? =)
Especially if the aged lass in question ain't inta ancient Scottish Gardening? Eh? Laddie? =)

Confession: I got "The Clap" once. From a so-called Nurse.
Confession: I got "The Crabs" once. From sleeping on a couch shared by "folks like that".
Confession: So far, no AIDs or Ebola. =)

PS: Have fun and enjoy the journey through "The Jungle". =)

btw: if you can convince a "cougar" to trade the rock on her finger for a quarter to drop in the jukebox, whatever you do, don't play B-17 . . . don't expect her to say Mister. =)

I love this thread.

That Motel Complex, on the undeveloped side of what used to be (north) Boulder, CO, had wide sidewalks and also hosted the first local appearance of Commander Cody and The Lost Planet Airmen. =)

Suggestion (to Original QuestionPoster): Find the only "meeting place"/"saloon" with that particular song on the jukebox and look for the girl with the twinkle in her eye as the quarter drops and the song begins to play . . . then . . . go for the gold. =)

(Uh . . . That was for the young HornDawg , . . jest embarking on the journey . . . not for you, SidB . . . =)

(btw: if all else fails, toss some Robbie (Rabbi) Burns or Haggis in an appropriate direction . . . =)

ps to Mr. Panda: Extra Credit for KiLtZ . . . mebbe . . . mebbee not . . . =)

You're out of luck buddy... Come November though, try Friends at Memorial & Portland ;-)I turn 21 today!

:Smiley122

Happy Birthday Plu! Proceed cautiously!

I turn 21 today!

:Smiley122


Happy Birthday PluPan!!

I turn 21 today!

:Smiley122

PluPan,
I emailed my friend Chris, in London and told her to delay her trip to OKC for a couple of months. Thanks for the warning!
C. T.
p.s. Happy Birthday.

Congrats Plu. or should we just call you Cougar Bait from now on?

plupan,
i emailed my friend chris, in london and told her to delay her trip to okc for a couple of months. Thanks for the warning!
C. T.
P.s. Happy birthday.

lmbo

Happy Birthday Plu! Proceed cautiously!


Happy Birthday PluPan!!
Thanks a million!!!

PluPan,
I emailed my friend Chris, in London and told her to delay her trip to OKC for a couple of months. Thanks for the warning!
C. T.
p.s. Happy Birthday.You're not helping!! lol... ;)

Thank you though. I do have to say, it is weird turning 21 for some reason, but exciting.

Congrats Plu. or should we just call you Cougar Bait from now on?I hope so haha =)) Thank you!

I hope so haha =)) Thank you!

My mother in law is single and just got hooked up on Medicare. Is 62 too old? On second thought.....not sure how I would feel about my 40 yr old wife calling some 21 y/o guy Daddy.

I turn 21 today!

:Smiley122
OMG, plupan, you should have given more advance notice. I was actually out driving in OKC late tonight. :wink:

But enjoy 21 while you can because 60 comes much too soon. LOL

Is sherlocks still open?

My mother in law is single and just got hooked up on Medicare. Is 62 too old? On second thought.....not sure how I would feel about my 40 yr old wife calling some 21 y/o guy Daddy.

Jeep,
Is your mother-in-law hiding her age or are you confusing Social Security with Medicare? Unless disabled, we aren't eligible for Medicare until age 65. Don't tell her that I told you!
C. T.

Jeep,
Is your mother-in-law hiding her age or are you confusing Social Security with Medicare? Unless disabled, we aren't eligible for Medicare until age 65. Don't tell her that I told you!
C. T.
I thought she was 62 but wife told me last night that she is 67. I can barely keep up with my own age.

Has Plupan surfaced since the night of his birthday? I haven't seen any posts by him.

Never mind, just saw one. Guess he made it out alive. : )

OMG, plupan, you should have given more advance notice. I was actually out driving in OKC late tonight. :wink:

But enjoy 21 while you can because 60 comes much too soon. LOLHaha I should have ;P

I will say, it is weird being 21. Time is going :p

Has Plupan surfaced since the night of his birthday? I haven't seen any posts by him.

Never mind, just saw one. Guess he made it out alive. : )lol... I'm here. I made it. Phase two is in motion!

Happy Birthday Plu, Got you a new avatar. 9604

Happy Birthday Plu, Got you a new avatar. 9604

haha, well done Mel!

Happy Birthday Plu, Got you a new avatar. 9604
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This reminds me of something that happened when I went to vote in my new precinct during the Nov 3 elections. My polling place is located in a retirement center. To reach the actual polling room, I had to walk through the main part of the building, where I passed muliple white haired ladies who made it a point to smile and say hello in a flirtatious tone.... as if I was the new guy on the block. My wife thought it was very humerous that I attracted older women.

So if you're looking for mature women, I know the place.

There's a place called Juniors on NW Expressway. Bunch of older women there. Happy hunting, PluPan!

Edit: On a related note, I am a guy in his mid 30s who is looking for younger women. Not young enough to be illegal. Just young enough to make people very uncomfortable and draw lots of scornful glances. Any suggestions?

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Edit: On a related note, I am a guy in his mid 30s who is looking for younger women. Not young enough to be illegal. Just young enough to make people very uncomfortable and draw lots of scornful glances. Any suggestions?

Perhaps visit a sorority row and/or frosh dorm within a few hours driving distance?

There's a place called Juniors on NW Expressway. Bunch of older women there. Happy hunting, PluPan!

Edit: On a related note, I am a guy in his mid 30s who is looking for younger women. Not young enough to be illegal. Just young enough to make people very uncomfortable and draw lots of scornful glances. Any suggestions?

Double date with PluPan - grandmother and granddaughter...

Double date with PluPan - grandmother and granddaughter...Ha! I'd prefer mother and daughter and oh my word did I see the most beautiful smoking hot cougar/milf the other day at Whole Foods.