This just in from K-Four:
Velveeta Shortage just over the virtual SuperBowl Horizon.
(be sure to stock up now)

(and from the weather team): misty.

Sounds like a phenomenal marketing ploy! Nothing sells like the thought of not being able to buy it (even though you probably wouldn't have to begin with).

I was thinking of "scalping" my fresh box of Velveeta, who wants to start the bidding? It is new, in the box, pictures available on request. The reserve is $20.
C. T.

I was thinking of "scalping" my fresh box of Velveeta, who wants to start the bidding? It is new, in the box, pictures available on request. The reserve is $20.
C. T.

I'll trade you a case of Twinkies and 2 Cabbage patch dolls.

BBatesokc,
Done! Folks the Auction is over (unless of course you want to offer more Twinkies!).
C. T.
I'll trade you a case of Twinkies and 2 Cabbage patch dolls.

Queso ain't Queso wifout Velveeta.
(?de versa?)

This just in: Consumers Struggle over the last remaining bags of tortilla chips!
Argue over the pronunciation of jalapenos. and the tilde-ing thereof.

Little Debbie reserves judgment.
Sara Lee has no comment.

NewZ4 Non-Plussed.

Hard to beat Velveeta and a can of Rotel heated up together.

Velveeta is disgusting. Pretty much anything that's meant to be nuked is.

Velveeta is disgusting. Pretty much anything that's meant to be nuked is.

It's yum in the right things, Spartan. Don't be such a food snob. I have a full box that I'll let go for $100.

Love me some Velveeta. Makes the best queso, man & cheese and grilled cheeses!

Love me some Velveeta. Makes the best queso, man & cheese and grilled
cheeses!
Your are soooooo right. My fave queso is one pound of my favorite cooked
sausage, a box of Velveeta and a can of Ro-Tel. Hey, can of Ranch Beans
or beans with jalapeno's in the mix is always appreciated.

I'm glad you brought it up.

When it comes to a good grill cheese I like to spread a thick layer of
peanut butter (at least an 1/8 of an inch) on both sides of marbled rye and
serve it with a bowl of Tomato Basil soup.

Talk about a Heavenly meal.

Before I forget, a baked potato with all the trimmings is awesome if you
include two or three tablespoons of peanut butter on it. Think of Peanut
Butter as a condiment and not something that only goes with jelly.

Peanut Butter makes everything better. Try it on a medium rare Rib Eye.

Seriously. Spread it on a cheeseburger, a pizza, a grilled cheese samich,
a burrito, a ham sandwich, any sandwich, Mexican food, lasagna, spaghetti,
macaroni & cheese. A baloney and cheese samich!

ANYTHING! Peanut Butter will make it better.