Here's a headline you don't see very often....


Rescuers on icy Oklahoma pond find naked man inside guitar case

That was either one huge guitar or one small man.
(maybe it was "shrinkage")

That was either one huge guitar or one small man.
(maybe it was "shrinkage")

The water was cold so you may be on to something.

The rest of the story

Some guy was found naked in a guitar case on a frozen pond near Muskogee? | The Lost Ogle (http://www.thelostogle.com/2013/12/11/some-guy-was-found-naked-in-a-guitar-case-on-a-frozen-pond-near-muskogee/#more-40465)

Wishin for some mornin' sun
Freezin' my arse off in this pond scum
Soaking clothes lay there in a pile
I've watched them stiffen now for a while

I'm sittin' on the edge of the pond
wet naked and ditched my guitar
Ohh, I'm sittin' on the edge of the pond
Shivering time.

(with apologies to Otis R)