And I can't even begin to go into all the Mel Brooks, Monty Python and Airplane quotes that fly around our house.

Because no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Usually paraphrased to fit whatever situation but "There's no crying in
baseball!" You can replace crying and baseball with just about any
situation and as long as you say it right, everyone will know what it's from.
I don't know what it's from. Seriously, where's the quote from?

I don't know what it's from. Seriously, where's the quote from?

Tom hanks. League of their own. Movie about the American girls baseball league .

Here is one that I not only say, but live by.

The only winning move is not to play. - WOPR computer from War Games.

Who plays anything they can't win at?

To answer that question one might consider slipping on down to the "Politics" section.

History of the World, Part I ; Mel Brooks

"It's good to be the king".

History of the World, Part I ; Mel Brooks

"It's good to be the king".

.."you look like the Piss boy?" Harvey Korman

It's from a cartoon, not a movie...but a while back, someone I was working with came through with some information I'd been looking for and I told him, "Thanks, Shoeshine Boy. You're humble and loveable." This guys stood up suddenly and said, "What the hell is that supposed to mean?" LOL I had to explain that it was a line from the old Underdog cartoon and that the proper response was to say, "Bless you, sir", then to pretend to bite a coin to see if it was fake. From the way he looked at me, it was obvious he'd never been a fan of the show.

Tom hanks. League of their own. Movie about the American girls
baseball league.
I didn't know that. Thanx.

It's from a cartoon, not a movie...but a while back, someone I was working with came through with some information I'd been looking for and I told him, "Thanks, Shoeshine Boy. You're humble and loveable." This guys stood up suddenly and said, "What the hell is that supposed to mean?" LOL I had to explain that it was a line from the old Underdog cartoon and that the proper response was to say, "Bless you, sir", then to pretend to bite a coin to see if it was fake. From the way he looked at me, it was obvious he'd never been a fan of the show.

He was probably related to Simon Bar Sinister.

After I mess up on something and I have to do it again I have been known to utter the phrase "This time Tennessee Tuxedo will not fail."

It's from a cartoon, not a movie...but a while back, someone I was working with came through with some information I'd been looking for and I told him, "Thanks, Shoeshine Boy. You're humble and loveable." This guys stood up suddenly and said, "What the hell is that supposed to mean?" LOL I had to explain that it was a line from the old Underdog cartoon and that the proper response was to say, "Bless you, sir", then to pretend to bite a coin to see if it was fake. From the way he looked at me, it was obvious he'd never been a fan of the show.

A classic case of misapprehension. =)

I've often caught myself biting my tongue to keep from saying (in a Foghorn Leghorn manner):
"Now boy . . . Ya' gotta listen to me boy . . . 'Cause (etc.)"

(and "boy"--within this context--has nothing to do with race, creed, color or age.
in fact, most of the dumbest/most "ignorant" "boys" (or "girls") who would be the target of my jape/suggestion/advice/ have been around the sun for at least 50 times. and those less experienced travelers wouldn't get the joke. that's why i don't say it. =)

He was probably related to Simon Bar Sinister.

After I mess up on something and I have to do it again I have been known to utter the phrase "This time Tennessee Tuxedo will not fail."

The only cartoon villain more despicable than Simon bar Sinister was Crabby Appleton.
I can't remember anything he said so this post is off topic and I apologize.

I must also admit that I gleaned no communication skills from Scooby-Doo nor Power Rangers.

The only cartoon villain more despicable than Simon bar Sinister was
Crabby Appleton.
I can't remember anything he said so this post is off topic and I
apologize.
How about, "Simon sez..." He'd say that when using one of his
diabolical inventions like the snow gun.

I didn't know that. Thanx.


It's a great movie.

Here is one that I not only say, but live by.

The only winning move is not to play. - WOPR computer from War Games.

Who plays anything they can't win at?

I can hear this in the little computer voice...

I can hear this in the little computer voice...

Wouldn't you love to have an abbreviated version of "The Launch Code" in that flick as a personalized license plate?
Especially if you were driving a Tesla or a Tucker?
(that's for the "movie quotes o' the future file =)

Who plays anything they can't win at?
The 1962 Mets.

Best time I have heard a line used is when I was in line at Six Flags in the 80's. They were playing Sleepwalk by Santo and Johnny over the speakers in line to the Texas Giant. At the end of it this guy further up in the line yell's "RICHIE!" like in the ending of La Bamba. The whole crowd busted out laughing it was great.

How about Marlon Brando's classic:
"Stellllllllllaaaaaa!" ("Stella")
I've used that one a couple of times. =)

Call it, Friendo. (Not actually said in the movie.)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLCL6OYbSTw

"No Country For Old Men" was one of the most . . . powerfully strange? films of all time.
And that scene was . . . words fail me.
I'm not just a fan of The Coen Bros. for The Big Lebowski. =)

“I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.”

“Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.”

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

Just set your computer to say - Greetings Professor Falken when it awakes from sleep mode.

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"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
That's from the Godfather, right?
I think I've finally got one of these!

That's from the Godfather, right?
I think I've finally got one of these!

More likely, it's from "Goodfellas" . . .

More likely, it's from "Goodfellas" . . .

Nope, it's The Godfather.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHzh0PvMWTI

Okay. Alright, already . . . I agree. =)
Now make that Braum's within easy walking distance magically appear.
Heck . . . They don't even have to have cannoli's . . . or guns.
As long as they don't ban them.

More likely, it's from "Goodfellas" . . .
I never saw Goodfellas. Is it a movie or a show? I do remember a scene
in The Godfather that involved cannoli. The scene was in a field, or
something like that, and a guy got wasted in a really cool car. I would
have taken the car.

I remember a scene in a movie that Charles Bronson sprinkled poison
on some cannoli. I think it was one of the Thousand and One Death
Wish programs.

I never saw Goodfellas. Is it a movie or a show? I do remember a scene
in The Godfather that involved cannoli. The scene was in a field, or
something like that, and a guy got wasted in a really cool car. I would
have taken the car.

I remember a scene in a movie that Charles Bronson sprinkled poison
on some cannoli. I think it was one of the Thousand and One Death
Wish programs.
Please see post 85.

Now make that Braum's within easy walking distance magically appear.
Heck . . . They don't even have to have cannoli's . . . or guns.
As long as they don't ban them.
My place is within walking distance of Braum's (within a mile) This isn't
an invitation, I'm just telling you. Last year I was about a block from
a Braum's. I still took the truck because the dog likes to drive. She's
funny that way. People have a need to take her photo and say, "I've
never seen a dog drive before". C'mon, the truck has an automatic
transmission and cruise control.

"They pissed on my carpet, man. This will not stand."
-The Dude (c/o Joel and Ethan Coen)

That's from the Godfather, right?
I think I've finally got one of these!

It has to be Godfather!! The guy is posting as Lucca Brasi, a Godfather character. Does he ever post anything other than Godfather quotes?

The Godfather - Luca Brasi Sleeps with the Fishes - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7RMKq8RQj4)

my favorite is "what in the wide wide world of sports is going on here. I hired you people to try and get a little bit of track laid..." I cut it off there.

Good thing. As I recall, it gets fairly racist after that.

Do you use the Number 6 from Blazing Saddles IRL?

Not a movie quote that I know of but I have started quoting from this site "Don't hassle me, I'm local". I think Stew has that at bottom of his postings.

Good thing. As I recall, it gets fairly racist after that.

Do you use the Number 6 from Blazing Saddles IRL?

ROFLMAO - no, I don't participate in any #6 activities - dancing or otherwise.

Good thing. As I recall, it gets fairly racist after that.

Do you use the Number 6 from Blazing Saddles IRL?

Just make sure you have a s***load of dimes!

"Yo, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe." (Beverly Hills Cop)

"Gimme some sugar, baby."


From Army of Darkness
Gimme some sugar baby - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frxB3jGh4tE)

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. (Dazed and Confused)