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Plutonic Panda
05-30-2014, 05:29 PM
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05-30-2014, 05:35 PM
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05-30-2014, 05:37 PM
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Prunepicker
05-30-2014, 11:23 PM
Well that was pretty racist.
No it wasn't.

RadicalModerate
05-31-2014, 12:19 AM
So . . . A couple of guys walk into a Used Camel Lot looking for transportation.
The salesman sizes them up, and after a couple of qualifying questions, accompanies them around to the back of the tent where stands a sort of mangy looking camel.

The guys look askance.

The salesman says, "Don't judge a camel by its cover. This is no ordinary camel. This camel understands traffic signal colors. It knows how to stop on red and go on green. And it is cheap. But smart."

The guys pay the price, get on the camel and take off from the lot.

Thirty minutes later, they come walking back.

"What's up?" the salesman inquires. "Was there a problem with the camel?"

"No, no problem with the camel," one of the guys replies. "Just like you said. When we came to the first red light, the camel stopped and when it turned green it started up again. Same thing happened at the next light and the one thereafter. At the fourth light the camel stopped on red and some dude in a car in the other lane said, "Hey! Look at those two assholes on that camel."

We got off to look, and the light turned green.

RadicalModerate
05-31-2014, 12:21 AM
I'm fairly sure that this isn't the correct thread on which to post this link . . .
Yet . . . Let the chips fall where they may . . .

Quips, Quotes, and Pithy Sayings (http://www.brothergartin.com/quips.html)

Sometimes The Collected Wisdom of Humankind can be amusing.
Especially in terms of Its disregard.

Mel
05-31-2014, 12:49 AM
Always need a bit more pith in my life. Thanks.

Plutonic Panda
06-06-2014, 06:41 PM
Thought this was funny

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RadicalModerate
06-06-2014, 09:24 PM
Culled--and qualified--from a recent Facebook feed:
I'd try a C&P but it wouldn't do it (that is, Odd Humor) Justice:

AN ALMOST POLITICALLY CORRECT CHICKEN JOKE | Desertpeace (http://desertpeace.wordpress.com/2007/12/12/an-almost-politically-correct-chicken-joke/)[

Prunepicker
06-06-2014, 09:52 PM
Thought this was funny

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I love it! The racists, who don't want racism to
end, can't stand it.

RadicalModerate
06-06-2014, 10:58 PM
I love it! The racists, who don't want racism to
end, can't stand it.

Feeding Panda Bears
Popcorn
Instead of
Bamboo
(shoots and/or leaves)
Is InHuman.
(well, ain't it?)

Plutonic Panda
06-06-2014, 11:42 PM
I love it! The racists, who don't want racism to
end, can't stand it.The only racist I see are the ones on MSNBC making race an issue.

Plutonic Panda
06-06-2014, 11:45 PM
Feeding Panda Bears
Popcorn
Instead of
Bamboo
(shoots and/or leaves)
Is InHuman.
(well, ain't it?)Not sure about Panda Bears, but Sea Bears are no laughing matter


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxHzYt4hR14&index=3&list=FLFAAaK3oBsoNc9jemIrFm1Q

Plutonic Panda
06-07-2014, 04:05 AM
He who he who...

finish that sentence

i dare ya

RadicalModerate
06-07-2014, 11:02 PM
OK . . . So how about this? =)
lmWFrMq3qNY
(these guys were, like, The Nostradamuses of stuff like this)
(weren't They?)
(I was a kid--perhaps less than 20--when I first heard this . . .
and too young to appreciate the humor =)

Of course . . . This was post Daffy/Bugs/Heckle and Jeckle/Tom Terrific and his wonder dog Manfred.

And has no connection with Sponge Bob Square Pants or Scooby Doo whatsoever.

(prior to the internet, radio was "The Theater of The Mind" . . . =)

RadicalModerate
06-07-2014, 11:40 PM
Well that was pretty racist.

Would it be unfair to ask how you, Catch 22, seem to confuse 'racism' with Culturealism or other alternatives?
And doubly unfair to ask "Why?" this is So?
In any case, the word at the front of the sentence shouldn't be "Well" . . . =)

Dennis Heaton
06-08-2014, 08:30 PM
It's halftime...so, I checked my FB.

8108

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06-10-2014, 04:39 PM
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06-10-2014, 04:52 PM
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06-26-2014, 05:37 PM
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Plutonic Panda
06-27-2014, 12:33 PM
ummmmmmmm?

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07-06-2014, 12:53 AM
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Plutonic Panda
07-06-2014, 12:57 AM
sorry in advance if this offends anyone... but I thought it was hilarious

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Plutonic Panda
07-12-2014, 02:18 AM
Funny Notes About Neighbors Having Loud Sex (http://menshumor.tinybytes.me/funny-notes-about-neighbors-having-loud-sex)

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My birthday is November 29th ;)

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you mean we can't molest the alligators!? Man, can't have any fun at all these days

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