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Plupan, my computer blocked your last post here as malware.

Hmmm, they were all posted from Facebook.... you're talking about the pictures in this thread, right? They are safe I promise you. Here is the page I got them from: https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1896806_474884275946332_174591295_n.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg-4c4uQmdo&list=FLFAAaK3oBsoNc9jemIrFm1Q&index=4

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For the sake of clarification, does "Odd" balanced within the construct and confabulation of his little piece of virtual reality mean "wry"? or is it closer to "eccentric"?

(word on the street has it that Salmon Rushdie has put a price on your head if you give the wrong answer and joke about it. of course, Salmon R's "fatwahs" are unofficial "fatwahs" . . .)

hopefully, with a couple hundred years, their culture will begin to equal that of our Golden Age here in The West . . .
XiBYM6g8Tck

That's a great question!- and I appreciate you asking it. We live in a world today where we are faced with the--seemingly unbearable--question that every great American(including mahsulf) asks themselves every morning: how can I distinguish the difference between odd humor and conventional humor? Well, I am here to tell you, that THAT DAY IS OVER FOLKS.... I WILL STAND UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN and TOGETHER, we can make this country a better place than it ever has been. THE DAYS OF STANDING AROUND WITH UNANSWERED QUESTIONS OF HUMOR ARE OVER!!!!!!!! I. WILL. NOT. STAND. FOR. THIS. WE. WILL. NOT. STAND. FOR. THIS.

I AM PROUD TO TELL YOU THAT IS MY SOLUTION AND THAT IS HOW WE WILL DO IT



i am Campbell Sadeghy, and I approve this message

btw, I don't care what you say, because no matter what you say, that song is about macaroni and you know it, Radical. ;)

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What the hell. Most of us over 50 'get' this one:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YraqQabax8A

What the hell. Most of us over 50 'get' this one:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YraqQabax8A

I topped that the other morning. It was actually loud enough to wake someone up from a deep slumber.

English to Bill Cosby Translator!!!!!

English to Bill Cosby Translator | LingoJam (http://lingojam.com/EnglishtoBillCosby)

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woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She
reduced altitude and spotted a man below.

She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you
help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago
but I don't know where I am."

The man below replied "You're in a hot air balloon hovering
approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40
and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees
west longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am",
replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well, answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is
technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your
information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've
not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my
trip even more."

The man below responded, "You must be in management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are or where
you're going.You have risen to where you are due to a large
quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you've no idea
how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your
problems?!!"

English to Bill Cosby Translator!!!!!

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In the 60's Bill Cosby had a radio program that lasted about 10 minutes. I'd
await every program, they were normally around 7:40pm, if I remember
correctly. There were two characters I remember, the Brown Hornet and
Captain 'Oh, Wow'. Ring that birthday bell!

Bill Cosby Radio Program "Capt Oh-Wow" - YouTube (http://youtu.be/yzA8eH77C0s)

Bill Cosby Radio Program "Brown Hornet" - YouTube (http://youtu.be/LLojFPwF1-U)

I never thought of looking in You Tube. How fantastic is this.

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t
have one.

Officer: Don’t have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk
driving.

Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle
registration papers please.

Woman: I can’t do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked
up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic
bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly
backs away to his car, and calls for
back up. Within minutes 5 police cars
circle the car. A senior officer slowly
approaches the car, clasping his half
drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out
of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me
that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open
the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk,
revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration
papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims
that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag
and pulls out a clutch purse and
hands it to the officer. The officer
snaps open the clutch purse and
examines the license. He looks quite
puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of
my officers told me you didn’t have a
license, that you stole this car, and
that you murdered and hacked up the
owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told
you I was speeding too.

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Plutonic, I love that! For some time, my daughter, her hub and their friends have a similar game, though on a smaller scale. When my daughter was little, she had a Baby Sparkles doll. There's just something about its eyes that are, well, a touch creepy after all these years. So Baby Sparkles tends to disappear, then reappear in odd places, like the fridge door (when it wasn't there at 10p the night before, or the bathroom window shelf, or on someone's pillow. They tend to be creative, and one never knows when Baby Sparkles will come out to play ... or if she has invited Chucky.

My mama collected clowns, and a few of them were creepy looking to her. When she was still with us, we had a lot of fun, her perhaps less so, with the more creepy clowns finding new locations around the house. So yeah, my daughter, she comes by it honestly.

The newest generation has begun as well. My older darling grandbabies, both under 5 at the time, wandered into the living room at home a while back with a doll in a mesh bag and announced they have been playing kidnapping and gee wasn't that just creepy.

While none of us have a cousin It, we all seem to enjoy the Adams family ... perhaps a tad too much.

That's hilarious! Sounds like you have a rockin family Mr. Pate.... I did that with a rubber snake one time and put it in my grandmother's bathtub and let's just say it didn't go too well. :p

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That's funnier'n sh!t.

I like this guy

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Kids, did I ever tell you about the night I met Casper? Don't let the cartoons fool you. That ghost was drunk off his sheet and mean as hell.

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Every Little Girl Goes Through That Phase

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At first it's all pink Barbie cars and dollhouses, then before you know it, she's a staunch supporter of nuclear armament.

Every Little Girl Goes Through That Phase | Tosh.0 Blog (http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2014/04/07/every-little-girl-goes-through-that-phase?xrs=synd_facebook_040714_tosh_44)

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I so love my warped kin. From a relative's facebook page -

Driving home last night I realized
first it was armadillos
then skunks
and now apparently coyotes.

Somewhere there is an evil chicken saying
"yeah you can do it!
Oh too bad? Next!!!"

Took me a minute ... lol

Huh..... for the life of me, I can't seem to (get) it. :/

Huh..... for the life of me, I can't seem to (get) it. :/

city boy :)

Here's a hint ... think road kill stew ingredients

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you know, for some reason I can't help but think this is what Radical Moderate said to his-at the time-girlfriend "what a lovely decalcified pineal gland you have there, we're going to the movies!"

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