It keeps getting better.... The guy who pushed the rock over is trying to get disability from a car accident before this happened.

Man seen toppling boulder claims 'debilitating injuries' - CNN.com (http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/22/us/utah-boulder-boy-scouts/index.html?hpt=hp_t2)

Sometimes, as John Lennon predicted, Instant Kactus Gonna Get You . . .
(and sometimes it might be the Fraud Squad)

snopes.com: Death by Saguaro (http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/saguaro.asp)

Too bad that rocks can't fight back like big desert plants can . . .

Oh! Wait! . . .

"We're on your trail, M----rF--ker."
http://img.xcitefun.net/users/2008/09/12055,xcitefun-moving-rocks-1.jpeg
"Be afraid. Be very afraid."

c/o Robert "Minnesota Bob" Zimmerman

Music By Which To Topple Rocks . . .
qoSb8H5C1F0
. . . And For Rocks Yet To Be Toppled.

A new requirement for Eagle Scouts--in the Lying Bum Troop--is to memorize the words to this song.
And to be able to play the harmonica part on a real or improvised Kazoo.

Charges coming in ancient rock-toppling stunt, Utah prosecutor says - U.S. News (http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2014/01/30/22509842-charges-coming-in-ancient-rock-toppling-stunt-utah-prosecutor-says)

Sometimes, as John Lennon predicted, Instant Kactus Gonna Get You . . .
(and sometimes it might be the Fraud Squad)

snopes.com: Death by Saguaro (http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/saguaro.asp)

Too bad that rocks can't fight back like big desert plants can . . .




Oh! Wait! . . .

"We're on your trail, M----rF--ker."
http://img.xcitefun.net/users/2008/09/12055,xcitefun-moving-rocks-1.jpeg
"Be afraid. Be very afraid."

They're coming to get you Barbara.