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Wishbone
02-07-2012, 08:03 AM
Get yours at Jack in the Box....

http://shine.yahoo.com/shine-food/drink-bacon-milkshake-231500241.html

Roadhawg
02-07-2012, 08:21 AM
Hmmm may have to try that.

kevinpate
02-07-2012, 08:21 AM
I love bacon.
I love milkshakes.

This ... ain't that.

BBatesokc
02-07-2012, 08:35 AM
1,000+ calories and chemicals instead of actual bacon? No thanks.

Martin
02-07-2012, 08:41 AM
two great tastes that don't taste great together? -M

SoonerDave
02-07-2012, 03:06 PM
Just.

Plain.

Wrong.

Double Edge
02-07-2012, 03:39 PM
Bacon with pancakes and syrup, a heavy sweet with the bacon, isn't my favorite but works pretty well together. I could see the shake getting some fans.

Debzkidz
02-07-2012, 04:23 PM
This is wrong in just so very many ways....

OKCDrummer77
02-07-2012, 07:20 PM
1,000+ calories and chemicals instead of actual bacon? No thanks.

My thoughts exactly. If it had real bacon, and was available in a smaller size, I might give it a go. I don't want to buy 24 ounces of something I'm not likely to even like.

CurtisJ
02-08-2012, 12:17 AM
I'm not proud of this, but curiousity got the better of me, and it. was. awesome.

MDot
02-08-2012, 02:37 AM
I'm not proud of this, but curiousity got the better of me, and it. was. awesome.

It sounds disgusting but I was contemplating trying it and your comment may be the reason I end up trying it.

SatelliteHigh
02-08-2012, 06:22 AM
Hmmm may have to try that.


Works pretty well together. I could see the shake getting some fans.


Curiousity got the better of me, and it. was. awesome.


I was contemplating trying it and your comment may be the reason I end up trying it.

http://calorielab.com/news/wp-images/post-images/fattest-states-2011-big.jpg

SatelliteHigh
02-08-2012, 11:31 AM
Just realized the healthiest states are vegetable green (obvious choice), and the most obese states, like Oklahoma, are bacon-colored brown.

MDot
02-08-2012, 11:42 AM
Just realized the healthiest states are vegetable green (obvious choice), and the most obese states, like Oklahoma, are bacon-colored brown.

LOL, I don't think I would have ever thought of that. But I can guarantee you I am not a reason that Oklahoma has a very high obesity problem, infact I'm underweight (not by much though). Just throwing that out there. LOL

BBatesokc
02-08-2012, 11:47 AM
American's have a hard time relating to the reality of obesity IMO. We all think we know what it looks like, but when you actually have a doctor show you, you might be surprised. I never thought of myself as obese, but medically speaking I was. I'm guessing most people who consider themselves simply overweight are actually approaching or already are medically obese.

kevinpate
02-08-2012, 12:20 PM
LOL, I don't think I would have ever thought of that. But I can guarantee you I am not a reason that Oklahoma has a very high obesity problem, infact I'm underweight (not by much though). Just throwing that out there. LOL

No worries. I picked up your slack for you.

MDot
02-08-2012, 12:26 PM
No worries. I picked up your slack for you.

I appreciate that. LOL

RadicalModerate
02-09-2012, 01:39 PM
You can't make a Jack-In-The-Box Bacon Milkshake at home but you can come close.

1 cup whole milk
2 cups vanilla ice cream
2 -3 strips bacon

Cook the bacon, reserve the drippings.
Place cooked bacon and dairy products in a blender.
Run for thirty seconds on high.
Strain the mixture into a bowl through a sieve.
Add the stuff in the strainer bowl back to the blender.
Add the reserved bacon fat.
Pulse for fifteen seconds.
Pour into a tall Maltshop glass.
Garnish with strained bacon bits and cilantro.

(Be sure that the bacon is fully cooked to avoid Jack-In-The-Box lawsuits)

It is permissible to use "Kosher Bacon-Flavored Tofu" if push comes to shove.

HewenttoJared
02-09-2012, 04:10 PM
I think I heard my heart screaming when I read this headline.

metro
02-09-2012, 04:25 PM
I think I heard my heart screaming when I read this headline.

No worries. After global warming kills all us meat eating conservatives, you all can make more green smoothies.

Just the facts
02-09-2012, 06:44 PM
http://calorielab.com/news/wp-images/post-images/fattest-states-2011-big.jpg

In all fairness - with the lowest state still being at 19.8% there should not be any green on that map. It gives the appearance that 25% obesity is the dividing line. Colorado should be burnt orange and Mississippi should be charcoal black.

kevinpate
02-09-2012, 06:52 PM
No worries. After global warming kills all us meat eating conservatives, you all can make more green smoothies.


with soy, for Lent

RadicalModerate
02-09-2012, 08:15 PM
Did I forget the banana slices and peanut butter?
(Blender stage 2)

Toss in some Chipoles en Adodo and call it a
"Hunka-Hunka Burnin' Love"

Add Pineapple it's a HuunkaahunkaaBurnin'Luv.

Add some "Cream Dee Mint" . . .York Peppermint Patties . . . and Everclear
and it's Soylent Green (non-animal protein version for the carb conscious)!

Bunty
02-10-2012, 02:19 AM
I'm glad there's not many Jack in the Boxes in Oklahoma, like there are McDonald's.

Why does Colorado rate so low for being fat? Do a lot of people really enjoy hiking and skiing that much? I know the hike to the top of Pikes Peak is pretty long and strenuous. People living in the Rockies to the west coast do pretty good in not being so fat.

Bunty
02-10-2012, 06:29 PM
Get ready for bacon milkshakes in some place new in Oklahoma--Stillwater. I reckon that company thought it better stake a bigger claim in one of the fattest states in the union.

http://www.stwnewspress.com/local/x2063990197/NEW-Jack-in-the-Box-coming-to-Stillwater

Larry OKC
02-11-2012, 10:16 PM
It doesnt sound like it would be that good (especially if it only has chemically produced bacon flavoring)...but that said, not that far removed from having a milkshake with your bacon cheeseburger combo at Braums????

RadicalModerate
02-12-2012, 02:13 AM
Larry . . . I think you perfectly balanced the flavor combination conundrum with reality.
I think that "Metrical" is working up a deal with The Originial "Tab" and "Instant Breakfast" peeps to produce a "Bacon Milkshake" that will be acceptible even to Bunty and the rest of the Tofurky Crew.

Word on the street has it that They are thinking about "flagshipping" the product to On-Cue and QT instead of 7-Eleven.
For the sake of convenience. And so forth.

Larry OKC
02-12-2012, 08:26 AM
Interesting...Coke tried reworking Tab as an energy drink aimed towards women not too far back...think it failed.