What restaurants are participating with specials?

I don't know, but it is also my birthday, and I am PUMPED about this!!

Internet investigation reveals that "Taco Cabana" (at least in certain parts of the country--specifically in the vicinity of El Paso . . . at some point in history) is handing out free tacos.

Rumor has it that Taco Bell is rolling out their new line of Holiday Themed Catsup Containers.

Internet investigation reveals that "Taco Cabana" (at least in certain parts of the country--specifically in the vicinity of El Paso . . . at some point in history) is handing out free tacos.

Rumor has it that Taco Bell is rolling out their new line of Holiday Themed Ketchup Containers.

Fixed it for you.

If Taco Bell does not pass out free tacos, they should be ashamed of themselves.

Catsup Kontainers.

Taco Bell is beyond existential shame.
(Frankly, I'm not sure they still know the meaning of "Beef Burrito")

Ketchup Containers.

Taco Bell is beyond existential shame.
(Frankly, I'm not sure they still know the meaning of "Beef Burrito")

Fixed it for you.

Perhaps an example of why sometimes it is better to park the truck and go inside to order rather than doing the drive-thru thing? . . .

I will compromise my principles here:
Ketchup Kontainers.
(Except in Spanish)

Perhaps an example of why sometimes it is better to park the truck and go inside to order rather than doing the drive-thru thing? . . .

I will compromise my principles here:
Ketchup Kontainers.
(Except in Spanish)

Another reason, my truck's reverse doesn't work.

Lets just go with your badly desired wish...

Once a upon a time, RadicalModerate told Thunder to park his truck at a Taco Bell. After a short dispute over the drive-thru and parking, Thunder decided to just park the truck to shut up his passenger. A short while later, Thunder came out of the fast food restaurant and placed the content in the truck. He then put the truck's gear into Neutral and proceeded to push the truck back out of the parking spot. Suddenly, with strains of pushing, Thunder became dizzy and lost his balance. The truck rolled forward instantly killing Thunder. RadicalModerate, while still sitting in the truck, decided it was utmost important to use his smartphone to login on OKCTalk and announce the news of Thunder's death before calling 911. When RadicalModerate eventually dialed 911, he gave the elaborate details to the dispatcher of the happenings (the fight about parking vs drive-thru and so on) before finally informing the dispatcher of Thunder's death. When the news spread all across the state, many people on OKCTalk began celebrating or mourning Thunder's death among with sharing of memories and stories. KOCO established a memorial fund with local banks while thousands of people kept calling KOCO asking about Taz the Poodle. OKCTalk will never be the same without Thunder.

The difference in life and death a drive-thru can be.

Did they give you a free taco?

I got 3 free original chicken flatbreads.

I suppose if you folded the flatbread over they could be called tacos . . .

Please allow me to correct that:

takos.