SoonerQueen
02-13-2011, 04:10 PM
> A woman had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As she sat down, a man came along and asked her if anyone is sitting in the seat next to her.
> "No," she said, "the seat is empty."
> "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
> Somberly, the woman says, "Well... the seat actually belongs to me.
> I was supposed to come here with my husband, but he passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we have not been to together since we got married in 1967."
> "Oh I'm sorry to hear that, that's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else – a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
> The woman shakes her head, "No, they're all at his funeral."
> "No," she said, "the seat is empty."
> "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
> Somberly, the woman says, "Well... the seat actually belongs to me.
> I was supposed to come here with my husband, but he passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we have not been to together since we got married in 1967."
> "Oh I'm sorry to hear that, that's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else – a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
> The woman shakes her head, "No, they're all at his funeral."