http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/kevin-durant-accidentally-reveals-nba-uses-system,18490/?utm_source=recentnews

This is retarded. For something to be funny you need an element of truth, or believability. This has neither. Didn't even smirk when I read this.

Maybe the NBA pulley and cable team can go to NYC and help out the Spiderman show.

Old article..

Real original, Matt! (coincidentally my name also) Lol.

cute...not really funny tho. I usually love the onion but this was just meh. I think it's because it was so clean....I like my humor like I like my women, dirty and raunchy. :)