This link doesn't need much explanation but the next time an Apple user starts telling you how great Apple is, send them here.

http://windowssecrets.com/links/t1cqh1qnt3rdd/04f832h/?url=www.theonion.com%2Fvideo%2Fnew-apple-friend-bar-gives-customers-someone-to-ta%2C17693%2F%23next-page

Pretty good, I like the buy your own Apple Store bit...hilarious.