And yet respond you must. Like some sort of cosmic, gravitational urge toward rectal-cranial inversion. RC, you are a peach.

Rectal-crainial inversion, isn't that part of a firemans on-the-job training.

RC

No sir. In retrospect though, perhaps it should become part of the cirriculum for example A TEST QUESTION: Firefighter "A" is tired from a long day of training and hot temperatures, and daily firefighter duties and would like to catch the pulses of those on a particular computer forum, so he logs on. While on a favorite thread, he is accosted by an internet carp trolling for the offals of any and all meaningful conversations. This individual truly has rectal-cranial inversion, perhaps the worst case in documented history as it is exacerbated by his nearsitedness insuring that he will be headlong into every pile of crap that he can wriggle his scaly little body into. How should firefighter "A" handle the crap spewing carp with terrible RCI?

Maybe you could speak at a recruit school. We couldn't compensate you because as you know, being an internet carp doesn't pay.

Would speak to recruits for FREE, it's obvious the firefighters are in desperate need of financial / budget procedures, if you wish to attend, let me know in advance and I'll talk slow.

A sales tax update-

Sales tax check for August was up:

12.64% over target

15.08% over Aug 2010

1.2% over Aug. 2009

Use tax was also up for August

21.4% over target

35.98% over Aug 2009

1.2% over Aug 2008.