This one time, at band camp...

Fifty cents says you won't finish that story.

At the beginning I almost believed it.

That's what she said...

Fifty cents says you won't finish that story.

Good call - since I don't own a flute. :ohno:

In a closet, naked, in the snow

I gotta go hatten down the batches before the storm.

Gotta run, my bus is here and I can't find my lunch

Snow melt

When you're sliding into third and you feel a juicy turd.

Thats better than Horse Hockey. Hmmmm?

He got the elevator, I got the shaft..

Fifty cents says you won't finish that story.

The 60 indicates you don't know his name is pronounced 50 (fiddy) Cent, not Fifty Cents...

:beaten_fi

Pic'n up paw paws put'n em in a basket. What?

I know some Paw Paws that would be really pissed off if you put them in a basket!

It is "picking up paw paws puttin' 'em in a CASKET", you silly people.

Rich and Compelling.....

Bay say, But not becoming,, My time in Key West. (In Jail) was OK..OK? You ain't **** til you been in Jail in Key West.

Rip, jd.

Rip, jd.

I thought he had passed several years ago - one of my favorites!

What the.....I guess I can pick up some slack....

the last time I picked up slack it bit me

or maybe I'm thinking of someone else...mumble...mumble...

I'm washing slacks right now, but I call them "pants"

My dog pants. :tiphat:

I have pants with cats on them, but I've never heard my cat pant

I pant the house last summer in subdued colors.

My dog won't stop eating at her paws. (she must have paw paws)

Snuff said.

Why do they post power outages on television ?

Snuff said. I do snuff all the time, but I don't dip.

Do not ..I say..do not.. get..chocolate on my peanut butter or vise versa..!!! Until I can get my mind wrapped around that.

Scientifically speaking there can be no such thing as an old fart. Just can't happen. :omg:

Will someone please tell me what a whippersnapper is?

Technically - old farts could exist in a vacuum...but old is relative

E=mc2

fried green tomatoes are good with Barq's root beer

Will someone please tell me what a whippersnapper is?

Technically - old farts could exist in a vacuum...but old is relative

Don't be silly, everyone knows a whippersnapper is someone that snaps whippers.

It took a couple of hours but I finally solved all the problems in the world. Everyone can relax now.

:congrats::congrats::congrats:

No no, please hold your applause; this is embarrassing. No. Really.

a whippersnapper is someone who is so lacking in common sense he will try to bite the hand that whips him.


FWIW, there's never been such thang as a switchersnapper.
Anyone who has ever been on the receiving end of a switch already knows why.

It took a couple of hours but I finally solved all the problems in the world. Everyone can relax now.

:congrats::congrats::congrats:

No no, please hold your applause; this is embarrassing. No. Really.

You forgot one...but thanks anyway:poke:

Mother of Pearl!

Would the cook at the monastary on Friday be called the fish friar?

It is snowing at my house. :whiteflag

Balderdash!

Balderdash!

A short race for old guys? :doh:

A short race for old guys? :doh:

Now, that's a good one.

But I have seen better. Take bouncing bunny heads, for example. :k-bunny::k-bunny::k-bunny::k-bunny::k-bunny::k-bunny::k-bunny::k-bunny::k-bunny::k-bunny::k-bunny::k-bunny::k-bunny::k-bunny:GOD, I LOVE bouncing bunny heads more than anything in the world. Bouncy bouncy bouncy............. bump:whiteflag

http://lbjsbrownbag.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/poppycock-original.jpg

http://lbjsbrownbag.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/poppycock-original.jpg

This one's tough, but I'd say grandpa's thingy? :doh:

This one's tough, but I'd say grandpa's thingy? :doh:

I give! Uncle!:whiteflag

I am of the school that believes surrender is best expressed in the words Calf Rope as opposed to Uncle, but I will accept your surrender, nonetheless, based solely on my magnanimity. :tiphat:

I too am in awe and enamoured by bouncing bunny heads.

You demonstrate fine taste, good sir.

USG '60...I wish you would place an avatar so that I could have an image in my mind (which is unlimited) to place you in the honored spot that you deserve in the southside "Hall of Fame" which you do so deserve.

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Ha, ha, I know where your creepy avatar came from, fuzzytoad. It can't be kept a secret any more. It's Igor in a scary scene from Young Frankenstien. I loved that movie.

USG '60...I wish you would place an avatar so that I could have an image in my mind (which is unlimited) to place you in the honored spot that you deserve in the southside "Hall of Fame" which you do so deserve.

Should it be from '60 or '09 or the '80s when I looked the most presentable? Someone will have to instruct me on how to do it. I'm old and simple. :053:
I wash up perty good though.

Should it be from '60 or '09 or the '80s when I looked the most presentable? Someone will have to instruct me on how to do it. I'm old and simple. :053:
I wash up perty good though. Any time frame will do. Click on your forum name then click, edit avatar it's pretty simple.

I'm so proud of this thread I created.

I'm so proud of this thread I created.

You should be. They grow up so fast.

like weeds or somethin'...

My efforts fore a avatar failed. It appeared to have worked but then it didn't work at all. I give up. My ignorance is exceeded only by my funny looks. Sigh. :053: Lord know I tried. :ou2