Iota is the smallest letter of the Greek alphabet. Iota - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iota)

Iota is the smallest letter of the Greek alphabet. Iota - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iota)

Ummhmmm, a smarty-knickers kinda guy, eh. Well, put 'e up. PUUUT 'em up.

Why Iota.....

you beta believe it!

I had a beta, but the water got to cold

I used to shop at Skaggs Alpha Beta.

I used to shop at Skaggs Alpha Beta. Me too! and it was my favorite.

Stand by...

I have something very important to say......

I hate brain farts!!

I hate all farts.

Your brain farts smell like a$$.

Can tall people ride the short bus

If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

I feel like I'm playing with myself...story of my life...:omg:

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

I feel like I'm playing with myself...story of my life...:omg:

I just learned that before unions we only had 5 days in a week. I think it is cool that they were able to do that. But who knew.....

The Beatles had 8 days in their week...

Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

What the...are we slipping or just sipping?

Hal lay lu ya, the threads not dead. It LIIIIIIIIVES. Saints be praised.

I knew we would

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

Yep
:demonslay Lets do the twist like we did last century.

y'all are old

I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is!!

Out here on the perimeter....

y'all are old

why you young whippersnapper...I'd open up a can of whoop-ass on you but I can't find it...where did I leave my glasses...oh, look at the cute kitty...do we have any Cremora?

You can sit by me.

How dull it is to rust unburnished, not to shine in use. :dizzy: :doh: :irule: :ohno: :phone: :bright_id :poke:

Yours truly, OWHN

what?

what?

Oh, never mind.

Oh, never mind.

Several small furry animals congegrated together in cave with pic. Appoacing the Master mind. (possibly)

*****

***** I like the way you talk.

I like the way you walk. So we're even. :poke::fighting3:fighting4:fighting3:fighting2:woo woo:

well I never

Mama said there would be days like this, Mama said

Mama said there would be days like this, Mama said

Why? Did her combat boots shrink? :ohno:

Mama told me not to come. Mama told me not to come. She said, that ain't the way to have fun, son!

Is splirt spelled with a u or an i? It worries me. I'm really gruntled about it.

ok, maybe I did once as an experiment

I miss the smell of the cigar shop outside of Furrs in French Market Mall. As a matter of fact, I miss French Market Mall.

Sigh)

Music (still) soothes the savage beast.

I prefer my beasts all worked up. You understand. A soothed beast somehow disturbs me.

I miss the guy who played piano at Furrs on Sunday mornings. Again, in French Market Mall.

I miss Denko's in Norman.

What was Denkos?

What was Denkos?

Denko's was a greasy spoon on Main st. down close to the rr tracks.

all right, I confess - every day - but in privacy of my own home...


aside - the quote is savage breast...mine are pretty docile

Has anyone seen the sugar plum fairy!

"Don't make me stop this car."

He was looking at me first

her doesn't know me name

My holy rolling dog went to your house today to pee on a burning bush...

We are all so creative, I can't stand it.
I think I'll go shoot me a bunny wabbit. :elmer3::k-bunny:

Bawna Jim!!..Bawna..Jim!!..bad ju-ju!!..bad ju-ju!!..

:ou I knew that.

A 20 pound container of cat food was thrown across the garage. Witnesses only said meeoww and a (work)bench warrant has been issued for Peter, a possum of interest.

I'm not making this up...well, except for the warrant perhaps!

Something to think about:

Then this one guy said...