that's ok, I've hidden my own easter eggs before too.
Fun, ain't it!

There is a reason I am hanging around the old folks posts!
You'd think that as much as we repeat ourselves that we'd have everything
memorized by now.

One of these days he'll get his come-uppance!

That's no step for a stepper!

Hey! What's the big idea??
(Often the phrase you'll hear time and again in old Gene Autry movies when the saloon fight breaks out)

That could/would puke a dog off a gut-wagon!!!!!!!!!!!:053:

Curiosity killed the cat!

Satisfaction brought him back.

You don't know "Sh.t from ShineOla.

If you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all.

Slicker'n snot on a doorknob

Slicker'n snot on a doorknob

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slicker'n OWL S*$%.....Whew...

Well, you sure ain't "whistlin" Dixie....

up the creek without a paddle......I didn't even have a boat....

Knew you were in trouble and Dad was mad whenever he looked you straight in the eye and asked, "Are you out of your rabbit-ass mind?" Never did understand where rabbit ass came from.

rabbit: darts full tilt at rapid speed then just sits still, in fear, hoping not to be detected.
rabbit-ass: all the above while tossing out tiny poop pellets cause it was full of #*$& when it went into overdrive

tiny poop pellets

Also known as "smart" pills.

"Just like two peas in a pod"

Ever have a KNOT jerked in your tail!!

My 90 year old dad loves to say something that applies to just about everything you hear in politics.......

You can put a dress on a pig, but its still just a pig.

My departed grandma when offered a little bourbon holding two fingers about 3 inches apart - "Oh, I only want a sip."

How about this one:..."what were you thinking"....Obviously I wasn't or I wouldn't have done it....Wrong answer by the way.......


I remember one time in Church, my youngest son (about 3-4years old) at the time was just ready to go home....He kept moving around and my wife was trying to make him stay still...the preacher starting getting "Amens" and I knew the service was going to last too long....All of a sudden she snatched him up to go to the restroom for a Brief paddling and at the top of his lungs he Screamed "Help Me Please Someone Help me:...She'll kill me in there." The congregation began to laugh so hard the preacher had to sit down to get his composure and he said "I think it's time we pray.".........

Heard a word used today that was in the depths of my memory and I had to chuckle.

turnt! as in she turnt it over.

How about this one:..."what were you thinking"....Obviously I wasn't or I wouldn't have done it....Wrong answer by the way.......


I remember one time in Church, my youngest son (about 3-4years old) at the time was just ready to go home....He kept moving around and my wife was trying to make him stay still...the preacher starting getting "Amens" and I knew the service was going to last too long....All of a sudden she snatched him up to go to the restroom for a Brief paddling and at the top of his lungs he Screamed "Help Me Please Someone Help me:...She'll kill me in there." The congregation began to laugh so hard the preacher had to sit down to get his composure and he said "I think it's time we pray.".........

That's hysterical! I was at a vistiting church and my squirming kid yelled, "Stop pinching me!" Of course I was, so I had no defense. Never went back.

Got yer tit caught in a wringer.

Got yer tit caught in a wringer.

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Heard that one too many times.....Worthless as T&%S on a Boar Hog......I'll stop there.

Got yer tit caught in a wringer.

When SouthSide Girl was talking about the old washing (or is it worshing)machines and the wringers brought it to mind.

Not meaning to apply that happened to her......

Oh God! How do I get out of this one?????????????????

Stop digging.

Let me know when this thread becomes family friendly, again.

Let me know when this thread becomes family friendly, again.

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Hey, Capital Hill :............what do you expect????

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Hey, Capital Hill :............what do you expect????

This from a guy that posted:

Heard that one too many times.....Worthless as T&%S on a Boar Hog..
slicker'n OWL S*$%

But then being a Grunt, he does not know what he's talking about most of the time.

As my granddad would say, "He just talks to hear his head rattle!"

Aint that right "family man?" :tiphat:

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Heard that one too many times.....Worthless as T&%S on a Boar Hog......I'll stop there.

HA!! His true feelings locked deep inside the psyche comes creeping out......

He was about to post "Worthless as TG&Y"

Now we know the truth!!!!:bow:

HA!! His true feelings locked deep inside the psyche comes creeping out......

He was about to post "Worthless as TG&Y"

Now we know the truth!!!!:bow:
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I resemble that remark. I have been in New Jersey for the last week....
Got my son married off ....won some money at the Taj Mahal...And got back to Okla......ready to go again....(Not to New Jersey)....Had a"Philly Cheesesteak" from both Pat's and Geno's....Pat's was by far the best...............

... Had a"Philly Cheesesteak" from both Pat's and Geno's... Pat's was by far
the best...

You didn't tell Prunette and I that you were going to Pat's and Geno's. We
would have place a to go order with ya.

Will ya be marrying off any more kids anytime soon?

You didn't tell Prunette and I that you were going to Pat's and Geno's. We
would have place a to go order with ya.

Will ya be marrying off any more kids anytime soon?

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I figure I've got about $2,000.00 in each sandwich....

How about :....Take a hike Kid......Get Lost....Boy did my Mom get upset when I took her at her word and went to the pond fishing and didn't ask. My response was "You told me to get lost"....Her response was with a stretched out clothes hanger across the old back side.....I never took her figuratively again....Miss her too:...........

How about :....Take a hike Kid......Get Lost....Boy did my Mom get upset when I took her at her word and went to the pond fishing and didn't ask. My response was "You told me to get lost"....Her response was with a stretched out clothes hanger across the old back side.....I never took her figuratively again....Miss her too:...........

Yeah, my grandmother's standard was, "Go play in the mud," which I did at one point and it doesn't seem right to this day that I was supposed, at age four, to know that she didn't mean it.

Granddad on my Dad's side would take his pocketknife out and ask, "Do you want to cut yer ears off?"

We straightened up real quick..........

When the dogs were bad my mom used to threaten to cut their tails off...right behind their ears.

When the dogs were bad my mom used to threaten to cut their tails off...right behind their ears.

Good one!!

sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite.....There were bugs in the bed????I'm outta here.....

Always have to laugh at the Coors Silver Bullet.

You may have had a beer or two that causes problems requiring a Silver Bullet.

I'm gonna slap you so hard My Grand Kids are going to feel it....

Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

Wilder than a peach orchard boar.

Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kicking contest.

Hotter than a two-dollar pistol or a two-dollar watch.

Faster than a scalded dog.

Passes everything but a gas station (fast, gas burning car)

Slicker than deer guts on a door knob.

Longer than a railroad track.

Lived next to my grandparents after granddad had a severe hearattack.

When I got home from OU football games grandma would ask........

"Who beat?" never who won. Always who beat..............

One of my sister-in-law's in-laws on the other side of her family died recently and at the funeral, the son of the dearly departed was telling tales about things his dad did to inspire and challenge him. He told of several old sayings his dad had used over the years, including "are you going to take your lunch or walk to school" which had no apparent meaning.

One of my sister-in-law's in-laws on the other side of her family died recently
and at the funeral, the son of the dearly departed was telling tales about
things his dad did to inspire and challenge him. He told of several old sayings
his dad had used over the years, including "are you going to take your
lunch or walk to school" which had no apparent meaning.
Not if his lunch was really big!

Not if his lunch was really big!

I heard it as: Is it further to Dallas, or by bus? Ans: If you take your lunch.

Best thing since sliced bread!!!!!!

Hey 64!

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Can you remember?

Unfortunately us youngesters when old will say, remember when America was the leading superpower, remember when the dollar was worth something, 中华字经-海外学中文的捷径

well, I'll be a monkey's uncle...Not me, ....

My mother used to say: "Somebody always loves the other person more than the other one does." I "get" it!

Hi ya, kids!
Hi ya, hi ya, hi ya!

Tell 'em how the cow ate the cabbage..................

Just one of the things my granny used to say is " well if that don't beat a hen a peckin' "

This has been fun to read.

I only got that switch once. I was 4 or 5 and I ran from her (outside). I ran up to the top of the cellar thinking what a safe place for me as I looked down at her. Little did I know she could come right straight up there too.

Your'e driving me up the wall
you aint worth the gunpowder to blow you up
your mother runs around like a chicken with its head cut off
they're a dime a dozen
that costs an arm and a leg

One I used to hear too many times:..............
"__________________ ____ ____________ (that was my complete name with the middle name included) "I am going to Beat your Butt young man."....anyone else ever hear that with YOUR complete name mentioned????

You're not worth two cents of dog meat. From my touchie feelie grandma.

What the heck in gods tarnation is going on here
skedaddle on out of here
I reckon
All Y'all come down here now you here

My friend Larry - "well, my gravy"
My friend Steve - "cool beans"
My grandma - "I'll swan"
My dad - "what in Sam Hill"
My dad - "what in the cat hair"
My dad - "higher than a cat's back"
My dad - "hotter than twenty dollars"
My father in law - "hotter than a two dollar pistol"
My mother in law - "not if you want to keep on livin'"
My friend from the hood - "I'll hit you so hard your mother will feel it"
My father in law - "more nervous than a w___e in Church"


I'm sure there are more...

One I used to hear too many times:..............
"__________________ ____ ____________ (that was my complete name with the middle name included) "I am going to Beat your Butt young man."....anyone else ever hear that with YOUR complete name mentioned????

Oh Yeah, not my family but I heard that many times with some of my friends mother's They would use the full name including the middle name.

One I used to hear too many times...

"__________________ ____ ____________ (that was my complete name with
the middle name included) "I am going to Beat your Butt young man." anyone
else ever hear that with YOUR complete name mentioned?
Only when I was in deep doo doo.

Only when I was in deep doo doo.

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Deep??? when my Mom lowered herself to making that statement I was making sure the Hospital was on Stand by.....She could get upset sometimes....But, when the three names began to roll off her tongue it was soooooo Badddd....Still miss her though.....I'd stand there and take the whipping just to see her again.....

Spoilt. Leave that milk alone! It's spoilt!!