I just saw this online and the title of the story was too good to not share:

Associated Press
EDWARDSVILLE, Ill. - Two students at Southern Illinois University in this St. Louis suburb kidnapped, paddled and burned a young man with freshly baked cookies after a drug deal went bad, prosecutors said.

Madison County prosecutors on Monday charged Rosario James, 23, and Jordan Sallis, 20, each with two counts of aggravated kidnapping and one count of robbery and aggravated battery.

Both were jailed Tuesday on $150,000 apiece.

What kind of cookies?

Snickerdoodles

Bizarre

I am wondering if this guy might be the victim.

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g106/lonejoantort/doughboy.gif

There are SOOO many jokes to be made here...I'm in overload.

*pop*

Heard this on the radio a few days ago...nothing to say except it still makes me smile EVERY TIME I read/hear it.